He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
did you just send me my own nude
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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