Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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