I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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