big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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