He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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