Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
porn star boner night. come get it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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