Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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