there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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