ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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