There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
im about as happy as oj after his trial
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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