hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
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Are my feet made of real feet?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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