I cannot find my penis.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i just had sex bonerless
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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