I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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