margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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