i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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