PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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