she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
