We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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