the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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