can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there's paper in my vomit.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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