But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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