Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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