i don't like sucking hair
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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