It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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