It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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