It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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