At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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