The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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