He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
