what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Randomize
