Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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