he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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