goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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