sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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