Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
