I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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