Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
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