This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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