Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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