People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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