i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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