i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I deserve this hangover.
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