Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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