Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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