Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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