he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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