yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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