I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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