It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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