Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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