lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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