who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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