"it" just moved
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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