the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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