So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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