kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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