I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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